Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Monday, March 30, 2009
Sunday, March 29, 2009
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Thursday, March 19, 2009
Craphead Slaphead
SPOTTY teenager Sam Cummings has been nicknamed Craphead Slaphead because his acne spells out the word A-R-S-E.
The unfortunate 16-year-old, from Berkshire, says he has suffered from the spotty skin condition for years and has always had to put up with remarks about his blemishes from
cruel classmates.
But things took a turn for the worse for the Titherton Secondary schoolboy when he woke up one morning this week and found his out of control zits had merged - and formed the word arse.
He said: “I’ve always had bad skin and didn’t think things could get any worse, but obviously I was wrong.
“I was horrified when I walked into the bathroom the other day and looked in the mirror.
“I literally did a double-take when I noticed my spots formed a-r-s-e and I tried everything to get them off.”
But sadly for Sam, his attempts to squeeze his spots into submission and cover them in his mum’s concealer were in vain.
He added: “The kids at school have been ripping the piss out of me. It’s been hell and I can’t do anything about it.
“The keep calling me ‘Craphead Slaphead’ and shouting things when they see me in the corridor.
“The other day some of the bigger lads dragged me into the toilet and tried to flush my head down the shitter because they said that’s where an arse belongs.
“It’s really crap - and the fact that I’ll just have to wait for them to heal is a real bum deal.”
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Monday, March 16, 2009
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Seinfeld kinda reuinion
The Seinfeld Five are reuniting on Larry David's comedy show Curb Your Enthusiasm.
The four stars of the hit NBC comedy - Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards - will appear together, playing themselves, in a multi-episode arc alongside David.
The episodes are part of Curb's upcoming seventh season.
David co-created Seinfeld with Seinfeld and served as an executive producer on the show, which he left after the seventh season but returned for the season finale.
He is credited as one of the strongest creative voices behind one of the biggest shows on television.
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Saturday, March 7, 2009
EODM
Thursday, March 5, 2009
New Durex advertising aimed at women
Apparently these work in the same way on girls as the ugly women images do on guys...
Popular in the gay community for the opposite reason...
Labels:
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James,
Jonny,
old dirty dinsdale,
Photoshop is cool
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
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