Saturday, November 29, 2008

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Lookin Ass Kitty

Reeeemix...Holy Shiat!

Internal monologue on mid to late nineties rave fallback

Inspired by the Darude, 666, crazy frog and gods kitchen listening session from last weekend, this focuses on the darker and more introspective side of a rave casulty.
Funny shit and sooo heavy! Stick an ecky up yer ronson and ave' it large.



Wayne G - Twisted feat James Dinsdale

4 year old drummer, look out Greenwell

Monday, November 24, 2008

Ghost & Priest.




Erin's rings and bracelets are for real. 
Custom engravings or straight blank in both gold and silver.
She also does a good chickens foot.
POA.

More memories.

You Can't Put Your Arms Around a Memory(ies).

Stupid round-eye.

Baller shit.

Minus 1.

Shit got Douchebag.

Then shit got really Douchebag.

Don't come back. Ever.

Shit got gay.

Then shit got really gay.

Shit got buckwild.

Shit got passed out on the couch.

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Janina.

I mean seriously, would you have rather hung with these life forms, or with us.

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

HEAVY METAL!!!!!!! monk?

Gun n' Roses.



Seriously, check this groupie girl's Flickr.
Pretty much sums up this coming weekend.
Goddamn. 

monkey see monkey do

Party Terry Crews Style



Cue Zombie nation/Darude/Sash Equador on your Stereo Fuckers. Its Almost time to PARTAY!

two mo' sleeps.

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Gothic tablature archive.

If you suck at guitar like me but would like to shred like Daniel Ash or cop some Sisters riff's, click here.

Monday, November 17, 2008

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Codeine - Loss Leader.

Universal Order of Armageddon.





Circa. 1993

Mellotron demo

Theatre of Hate - The Hop.


Cunt-Smashingly good song.
This one goes out to McNaughton.
I'm wasted.

Saturday, November 15, 2008

Flower Travellin' Band



Rare 8mm footage of Japanese 70's psychedelic rock group "Flower Travellin' Band" playing their last show at Maruyama in Kyoto, Japan.

Friday, November 14, 2008

Thursday, November 13, 2008

SFW no doubt.


"This man is the Cunt Smasher. He is a fucking legend 'round these parts." 

Fuck you james, & fuck you mark

MISS THIS DINS?

fuck james




HUNGRY MARK?

fuck mark

Singapore Sling - Guiding Light live in Dresden

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

"Nerves like nylon..."



Fuck this life.
I'm applying for jobs in New York.

Monday, November 10, 2008

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Neckface Top Five.



Neck Face Top 5
Top 5 junk foods
1. 99 cent bag of Doritos with melted nacho cheese in the bag
2. Bean n Cheese burrito from 7-11 sliced open and stuffed with hot Cheetos
3. Peppered beef jerky
4. Bag of pepperoni with limejuice in it
5. Hot Cheetos


Top 5 people to stay with in LA
1. Spanky's, I pissed his couch twice and I just flipped the cushion, he doesn't know till he reads this
2. Curtis from supreme, he got cable, Jameson, and clean boxers that I steal all the time
3. Ako's, he has a white leather couch that I can't get dirty. I tried
4. Baker house, wake up drunk
5. My homies in Echo Park


Top 5 things to steal
1. Beef jerky
2. Spray paint
3. Tip jars
4. Bottles of booze from behind the bar
5. CD's from Starbucks. Handfuls at a time

Top 5 skaters
1. Sammy Baca aka Kill 'Em All
2. Erik Ellington aka The Mule Man
3. Andrew Reynolds aka Daddy Day Care
4. Javier Nuniez aka Hands
5. Tino Razo aka A'yo Check It


Top 5 movies
1. Braveheart, shout out to my nigga William Wallace
2. True romance, "Is Today White Boy Day?"
3. Falling Down, reminds me of Alex Olson
4. Juice, "I am crazy, but you know what else, I don't give a fuck."
5. Shogun Assassin, sick soundtrack


Top 5 people to torment
1. Spanky, I made fun of his gear once and he changed five times
2. Atiba, I got him good when he was tryin' to show off his new car system and blew the speakers out. They started smoking
3. Dustin Dollin, it's hard to do but when it happens its funny
4. Ako, but not too much cause he gets mad and tries to choke you
5. Misses Luu, the Chinese lady at my liquor store who never gives me a discount


Top 5 websites
1. Nyglob.com
2. Thrashermagazine.com
3. Bigsausagepizza.com
4. Wolflist.com
5. Thedeadbaby.blogspot.com


Top 5 reasons to drop out of art school
1. You save money
2. More time to skate
3. You figure shit out on your own
4. Telling your parents that your done
5. Telling normal people that your a successful drop out


Top 5 album covers
1. Born Again, Black Sabbath
2. Show No Mercy, Slayer
3. Doggy Style, Snoop Dogg
4. Matando Gueros, Brujeria
5. Trilogy, Yngwie Malmsteen

Top 5 pieces of garbage to leave at Spanky's house
1. Nachos he found under his couch 3 months later
2. Dirty socks and underwear
3. Water bottles full of pee
4. Chips and empty chip bags
5. Dead horse's leg that stunk up the whole place


Top 5 things about being anonymous
1. Me and batman have something in common
2. Going shopping for new masks
3. People think that my face is naturally blurry
4. Starting rumors about yourself to fans
5. Being voted 2004's Village Voice's Best Anonymous Sex Symbol (wtf?)


Top 5 walls you wouldn't write on
1. There is none
2.
3.
4.
5.


Top 5 things about being featured in The New Yorker
1. Really old people know who I am now
2. The lady that interviewed me bought me some expensive French food
3. Gives me an excuse to wear a turtle neck and tweed
4. The illustration they drew of me was funny. I looked like a ninja turtle
5. Getting a free subscription for the rest of my life


Top 5 things to spend 5 bucks on
1. Two bottles of Nighttrain
2. Three tacos and a drink at Taco Zone in Silverlake
3. A # 2 at McDonald's
4. Five scratch tickets to try to double your money
5. The arcade

Top 5 things about going on tour with Baker
1. The hi jinx
2. Seeing the gang party like its the end of the world and then gettin' gnarly tricks the next day
3. Having a race between Antwan and Herman to see who could roll a blunt the fastest
4. Watching The Boss skate
5. The hangovers


Top 5 Baker dudes who aren't officially on Baker
1. Ali Boulala
2. Shane Heyl
3. Flip Nasty
4. Reno
5. Jigga Man


Top 5 best skate artists of all time
1. Mark Gonzales
2. Pushead
3. Marc McKee
4. Todd Bratrud
5. Not Jeremy Fish


Top 5 reasons to live in New York
1. Skating through traffic
2. Running wild on the streets
3. Finding fucked up skate spots
4. Exploring the entire city
5. You don't have to drive


Top 5 worst things about New York
1. The high rent
2. The people who can afford the high rent
3. No good mexican food
4. Cold winters
5. Rats the size of small pets

Top 5 reasons to get out of California's Central Valley
1. Cause it's boring
2. Meth
3. Everything shuts down at 6pm
4. Nothing to skate
5. Police


Top 5 drinks if you just started drinking
1. Jager on the rocks, thank me later
2. Jack n Coke, Coca Cola with some evil in him
3. Tequila Sunrise, silent but deadly
4. Jameson on the rocks
5. Car Bomb, half pint of Guinness, drop a shot of half Jameson n Baileys in and chug


Top 5 Things About Sammy Baca
1. "Shred or Die" tattoo on his toe knuckles
2. Joined the Mile High Club with an Australian chick. It was the Australian's chicks first time going to the US
3. He got hit by a car at my show, and he needed to get stitches but he wouldn't let them because they wanted to cut off his manhood aka his goatee
4. He skates like a fucking wild animal
5. He does not give a fuck


Top 5 ways to bum out chicks
1. Tell them they're fat
2. Tell them you're sister died
3. Puke on them
4. Bark like a dog at them
5. Buy them 6 drinks all at once and have the bar tender tell them they're from you


Top 5 jobs you've turned down
1. $30,000 Heineken ad
2. Barnes n Noble book deal
3. Deftones album cover
4. Beck album cover
5. Energy drink craze


Top 5 ways to describe Dill's teeth
1. Back in Clack
2. Tales from the Crypt
3. Sticks and Stones
4. Dead or Alive
5. Fucking Awesome


Top 5 ways of saying goodbye
1. See you at the bottom
2. Don't say anything and just disappear
3. See you never
4. Saying bye while you're getting dragged out of the club by the bouncer
5. Ten shots of Jager